"Okay, first off, I’m not letting you wriggle your way out of the meeting this morning, I know you hate the ambassadors but you really-"
Pepper trails off as she looks up and sees Steve, whose cheeks are red as her hair, frozen where he’s laid out on Tony’s bed.
Also as red as her hair are Steve’s lacy panties, which Steve is now attempting to cover with both hands.
"Um," Steve says, and clears his throat, slipping into a bad imitation of his Captian America voice. "I don’t suppose you’d believe me if I told you this isn’t what it looks like."
Pepper starts chewing on the inside of her cheek to stop herself from smiling. “Not even a little bit,” she answers. “Tell Tony he has a meeting in forty minutes.”
Steve’s face falls; Pepper expects he was hoping for more than forty minutes, given whatever he had planned. But he says, “I’ll remind him, Miss Potts,” all the while trying to cover the scrap of lace over his crotch, keep a straight face and a semblance of dignity.
"Thanks, Steve," Pepper says, and turns around to see Tony frowning at her as he comes down the hall. "Meeting," she says when he gets close enough. "Ambassadors, forty minutes."
Tony makes a face, starts to say something that Pepper’s sure is a complaint, and she stops him before he can say anything. “And please tell Steve I’m sorry for interrupting his surprise.”
"Surprise," Tony repeats. "What-"
"Have a good forty minutes, Tony," she says, unable to hold back her grin, and she hears his choked-off squeak when he opens the door.
Surprise, Pepper thinks, and then looks up at the ceiling. “JARVIS, make sure Tony’s at the meeting, will you?”
"I will do my utmost, Miss Potts," JARVIS replies, and Pepper makes a mental note not to have too much hope on Tony arriving on time.
Tony stumbles into the meeting fifteen minutes late with messy hair and a hickey visible above his shirt, which has a few more buttons undone than is polite for a meeting.
Pepper, for once, doesn’t berate him. After all, Steve had looked very nice in those panties.
Chris Evans at the 2014 US Open tennis tournament in New York City (August 26, 2014)
Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”
…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about.
I only gamble with my life, never my money.
The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong
What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.
I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.
I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.
I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.
archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up
The Mummy is one of those movies that if you can’t make your OTP fit into a Mummy AU you might want to reconsider how much an OTP they really are…
My friend and i were such big fans of this in highschool we didn’t go a day without quoting it or doing the roar the mummy does when he sees the cat XD and they way he was talking like ‘aghahagshGHEEEEH’ and i still do that all the time and nobody ever knows what i mean… except for my husband LOL. skip to 2:12 ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K58cPYCTiPM
Glee is saying “bye bye” to the Big Apple as it heads into its sixth and final season, with Rachel and the gang returning to the hallowed halls they once called home — after a six-month time jump, of course.
1. Rachel, following her “humiliating failure as a TV actress” will return to Lima and “reinstate and lead” the glee club.
2. Kurt will follow Miz Berry back home, helping to return New Directions to its former glory.
3. Sue will remain the show’s main antagonist, banishing all arts from McKinley High.
4. Blaine and Sam will also find themselves in Lima with Mr. Schue, and all three are said to have found “surprising new gigs.” (Rumor has it, Mr. Schue will lead Vocal Adrenaline, while Blaine will head up the Warblers.)
5. Series regulars include: Chris Colfer (Kurt), Darren Criss (Blaine), Dot-Marie Jones (Beiste), Jane Lynch (Sue), Kevin McHale (Artie), Lea Michele (Rachel), Matthew Morrison (Will), Chord Overstreet (Sam) and Amber Riley (Mercedes).
Your thoughts on Glee‘s farewell season? How are you hoping to see it all end?
if chris evans is ruining your life and you know it clap your hands